puffer
A state of engorgement of the penis between completely flaccid and fully erect. Often observed just after sex, during moderate sexual stimulation or just after waking up (as opposed to a full-on...
View Articleriding a rocket
Having an erection, poppin' a boner, sportin' wood, etc. Billy-Bob, that cock-teasin' bitch had me riding a rocket all night at the drive-in, but I wound up floggin' my own meat after she said "let's...
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A state of anger and rage that produces behavior more closely resembling that of an enraged ape than a human. From the habit of enraged apes of flinging their own feces at their object of anger (if...
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What one (figuratively) eats when suffering a particularly humiliating, galling or bitter defeat. From the ugly "taste in one's mouth" that is the result of such a defeat. Similar to eat shit, but...
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To hide or dispose of something in such a way that it will be extremely difficult or impossible to find or recover, even for the person doing the hiding. Get rid of. Nautical in origin, it comes from...
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Similar in size, shape and texture to and therefore often confused with a Sean Hannity. Many loofahs and falafels confuse the two, particularly when the Loofah is halfway brain-fried on Vicodin (oops,...
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Middle-eastern delicacies made from deep-fried mashed chick pea patties served in pita bread. Often mistaken for loofahs by sex-starved middle-aged wannabe conservatives trying to jerk off during...
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Scrubbing devices made from dried gourds. Used in phone-sex fantasies (but mistakenly called falafels) by Bill O'Reilly. Bill O'Reilly ordered three loofahs at the Lebanese restaurant, prompting the...
View Articlerush limbaugh
An unimaginably huge person who has grown so large that he has collapsed into his own anus so that he is now invisible and can only be detectd by the billions of OXYCONTIN PILLS that he sucks in...
View Articlechim chim cheree
The sound made by Mary Poppins during orgasm. Burt the Chimneysweep: 'Ere now Mary darlin', I'm about to blow me nut in yer luvverly quim, pet! Mary Poppins: Chim chim cheree!
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An expression indicating the lowest position possible. An extremely low point emotionally or in life circumstances. From the assumption that whale shit reaches the bottom of the deepest oceans, the...
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From Mountain/Dirt Biking. Irregularly shaped rocks about 3 to 6 inches in diameter. Too big to roll over easily like gravel and too large and unstable to balance on. Just smaller and less dangerous...
View Articlemonkey glands
1. Testicles 2. The qualities usually associated with masculinity or "balls": courage, toughness, agressiveness, etc. 1. If my biatch catched me out huntin' pussy with you foos she cut off my monkey...
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